According to the Associated Press, cows in Germany gave up the funk and almost tore the roof off of the barn, due to a build up of methane released by the herd of dairy cows.
Yes, that was a Parliament reference.
UPDATES 8:23 a.m.: Police have identified the shooter as James Holmes, 24. CBS News reports that when police when to Holmes's apartment, it was "booby trapped" with ammunition and chemicals. The death toll from the attack originally reported 14 deaths, though officials have since revised that number to 12.