Alligator

Gator Egg Thieves!
Two men are in hot water after begin caught removing alligator eggs from the marsh. They face fines of up to $900 and 120 days in jail.
CHOOT 'EM! (Or Not)
When one of our salespersons went to get in her vehicle this morning, she found a little reptile friend just hanging out, waiting for her.  It was a three-foot alligator.  She was not impressed.